She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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