Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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