He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize
