i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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