Is it because I queefed?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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