My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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