Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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