I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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