I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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