We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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