I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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