Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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