"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
