Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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