HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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