I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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