And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
where are you?
Hypothermia
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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