He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
