BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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