her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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