CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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