After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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