No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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