I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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