I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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