3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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