Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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