did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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