I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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