idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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