I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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