i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
They have beer where we have blood.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize