"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
As shirtless as possible
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
is it fun? or sober?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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