guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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