Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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