jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
How's work?
Spinning.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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