so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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