real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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