Say something about gay babies.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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