You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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