its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
