Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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