Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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