Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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