How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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