I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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