Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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