If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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