So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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