Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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