These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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