I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Randomize
