Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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