Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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