we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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