gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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