brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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