Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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